“Happy Fathers day Dad! I put 6 people in jail last night!”
Well, I didn’t, my fathers reprsentatives here on earth did, but
that’s neither here nor there, I organized it.
I would like to shout out to some special men who serve as father
figures for me..
My husband… Kevin. A true man, who allows the woman by his side to
be everything she is, never hindering her progress, but always
monitoring from behind.
After yesterday, I have a whole new slew of father figures…
The 3Tards, who gave birth to me, right there on the Memorial Park
Bandshell Stage… in under 4 minutes.

In particular my man John Tard. Another true man, who isn’t afraid to
not only embrace, but make out with, his feminine side… for all the
world to see.
Gives me balls.