I love how just because things blow up for me, people think it’s by accident.
Last night I unleashed bubbles all over Canada Day park…. the kids
were all decked out in Shwatarded Shirts (say that 3 times fast), and
I can say for a fact you can see them from a mile away. I saw one from
across the fields and KNEW that kid was mine. Not to be negative, but
I do have to spit up this bile if it’s ever going to leave me, somehow
seeing uniforms on other people makes me wanna barf. And frankly, is
frightening. I don’t know what kind of town you’re running if you feel
the need to have armed forces present to ensure the peace. Can’t you
trust your people to behave themselves? SICKENING.
I know I can trust my kids, cause Shiloh didn’t leave crying (although
you’d expect that from a girl who got rockstarDUMB from Daddy for her
16th birthday). Normally I NEVER miss the headliner, OR the fireworks,
but I skipped them both this year. Took the kiddies on overpriced
underthrilling rides (although THEY had fun, they could have had more
for less, I mean $13.50 for a ride on the teacups that I only felt
like barfing on once? GIMME A BREAK MR. MAYOR, WHAT KINDOF RIPOFF
OUTFIT ARE YOU RUNNING? And trust me, the people running the place
don’t look like they’re rolling in it….
But his worship sure does doesn’t he? I missed his big moment, but I’m
sure he commanded all the respect and sincerity of a Tse Tse fly. Good
morning John, and welcome to the NEW Canada.
I have a few letters to write, but most of all…
I have a setlist to iron out :) My first official GIG this Sunday!
Stay tuned for further details on how the filming of Shwatered Down
went yesterday, filming at the 3Tards LAST SHWATARDED SHOW EVER II on
July 17th before…
3Tards last show ever. When I think about it I get sad, but holy
cow… what a show that’s gonna be!